1. A sardar goes to a shop to buy Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag. The sardar looks at it for a while and says something. Wat does he say? guess...... isme aur colour batao naa.

2. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? . . . . . coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

3. Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko arkhatam ken. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

4. Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!