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2. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? . . . . . coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

3. Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko arkhatam ken. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

4. Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!]]> pintoo81 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:13:39 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2010/01/02/govt.-rule.html http://www.funmahol.com/2010/01/02/govt.-rule.html Govt. has passed a new rule !
Handsome boys n Beautiful girls have 2 pay personality tax
Don't smile yaar,I know u r safe but hum to fas gaye na...]]> lakhan Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:28:04 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/30/i-m-a-great-fool.html http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/30/i-m-a-great-fool.html Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: That's me, whenever anyone is pxxxxxxx in my neighborhood.......]]> roy_ka_arena Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:51:38 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/25/computer-related-shaayari.html http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/25/computer-related-shaayari.html
Arz Kiya Hai....
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK "Sound"
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho "Your File Not Found"

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki "I Don't Like Your Face"
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin "Enough Disk Space"

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar "Evening Gown"
"Too Many Request" Se Ho Jata Hai Mera "Server Down"

Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka "Application Create" Main Karoonga
Tum Use "Debug" Karna "Wait" Main karoonga

Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera "Connection Timeout" Ho Gaya

Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main "Repeat" Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se "Shift+Delete" Kar Doonga

"Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur "Lonely" Hain
"Problem" Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus "Read Only" Hain

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko "Taste" Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa "Cut" Kiya KI "Paste" Karna Bhool Gayi

Tumahare Saamne Itne "Item" Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi "Pick" Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke "Icon" PerKabhi To "Double Click" Karo

Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se "Good Morning"
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise "0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings"

Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza.....

~EXTREME_MOBILES~]]> viren Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:12:08 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/25/love-sms.html http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/25/love-sms.html Dil ki majburi batana nahin aata,
Kisi ko aise tadpana nahin aata,
Dekhna chahte hain ek baar surat aapki,
Magar milne ka bahana nahi aata…


~THE EXTREME_MOBILES~]]> viren Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:59:21 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/24/impossible-is-nothing.html http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/24/impossible-is-nothing.html U r like HP
"Invent(er)"

U r like Skoda
"Obsessed with quality"

U r like Jaquar
"Too good to resist"

U r like Onida
"May cause envy"

U r like EA Games
"Challenge Everything"

U r like Star One
"Apni tuning jamegi"

U r like Ford Fusion
"Anything Karega"

U r like Hitachi
"Inspire the next"

U r like Malaysia Airlines
"Going beyond expectations"

U r like Ford
"No boundaries"

U r like Scorpio
"Nothing else will do"

U r like Innova
"All you desire"

U r like 7Up
"Andaaz sabse cool"

U r like Canon
"Delighting you always"

U r like Pepsi
"Dare for more"

U r like SONY
"LIKE.NO.OTHER"

The last but not the least.................

U r like HBO
"SIMPLY THE BEST]]> viren Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:58:37 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/21/love-song.html http://www.funmahol.com/2009/03/21/love-song.html Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
------------ --------- ---------
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
------------ --------- ---------
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo......
------------ --------- ---------
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
------------ --------- ---------
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE........]]> viren Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:08:53 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/24/parents.html http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/24/parents.html LEAVE SUM THING 4 PARENTS B BUT NEVER LEAVE PARENTS 4 SUM THING..
IN LIFE SUM THING WILL LEAVE U , BUT PARENT WILL NEVER LEAVE....
DIL SE DEKHO... UNME RAB DIKHTA HAI......]]> toshu Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:49:10 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/15/the_new_wife.html http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/15/the_new_wife.html It is a myth that when a son gets married and
a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family,everything changes.
The new wife,was being welcomed...]]> roy_ka_arena Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:54:50 +0530 http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/08/pathan_ko_dost.html http://www.funmahol.com/2008/12/08/pathan_ko_dost.html Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha”]]> vipin Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:52:57 +0530